PC: Richie

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Week 5, Monday

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[ in the old west car... looking at a giant centipede go by... ]

... Giant snakes are forbidden, but these are allowed...?

[ unfair. ]

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[absolutely mortified.]

Jesus god, aren't they bad enough when they're three inches long?

[wait hold up]

Giant snake?

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Yes... I asked God last night if they would be kind enough to allow divine serpents into this domain, as they are a cherished part of my faith. But God objected to bringing man-eating snakes into Heaven...

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...Well, as a representative of the man community, I might be thankful there's one less thing that will eat me around.

I'm sorry about it for your faith's sake, though. Is there no...other artefact or something? That you can put a little prayer to?

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I did set up an altar in my room that I have used for prayer and meditation.

But while I know my ways are strange to most people, I think that Mister Majima might have liked it... He is also very fond of snakes.